I know whats in the box!

Good morning to all who read my blog every three months when i post it. you know i sometimes snoop into my wife's blog and read the little things that you all post. it's a great morning for bitch slave labor , but i'm more than willing to help my fine wife out on this great day. as i was reading her blog i noticed this picture of a box and somebody else was asking what the hell was in it. well being that our relationship is based on sex and who can keep the most secrets, she finally told me what was in the damn thing and i live here full time.......lol. so without her knowing i'm going to pass off the secret in code to everyone for them to figure out . here is how it works , take the capital letter from each sentence and write it down on a piece of paper to figure out one of the items it contains. the first person to do so, wins a sucker from illinois. ready now....here we go, good luck to all.

The first thing i seen in the box was cute for a girl. Fine things that everyone would enjoy. Surely i would like to have one of those. Usually you dont get things in the mail this nice for free. Finely who ever gets the box will probally enjoy opening it.

well there you go ladies , put your minds to work and tell me how you did. once again good luck to all and let me know how long it took you to un scramble my easy little puzzle.

Old, Fat & Losing My Hair!

Here I sit in my puter chair,
wondering how long it will be before i lose my hair.
I often wonder when the days go bye,
if I'll have less hair above my scalp and more above my eyes.
It's getting grey, my kids are driving me nuts.
My wife does the same, just not as much.
It's time to go and sit in my rocker,
roll with the changes and hope the bears get some more blockers.
Tis' this season ended on a lesser note then I wanted,
but next year you will see that they're better than the Broncs.
I'll end this note with a good day to all.
Hope I don't take to many pain killers and trip and fall.

Bye all.

step on the gas.

That's right folks. You better step on the gas and try and catch this old fart. Now that I'm back to a normal life of therapy and retirement and have nothing to do but play butler for momma and the kids. I actually have time to sit down and right my story. And oh yeah, consistly have time to flirt and harass AJ . so bears went down like a bad apple falling off the tree.but spring is coming and so are the CUBS.that's all for now , but somebody give me a lead on some cracking jokes and I'll send them your way.

ok