Old, Fat & Losing My Hair!

Here I sit in my puter chair,
wondering how long it will be before i lose my hair.
I often wonder when the days go bye,
if I'll have less hair above my scalp and more above my eyes.
It's getting grey, my kids are driving me nuts.
My wife does the same, just not as much.
It's time to go and sit in my rocker,
roll with the changes and hope the bears get some more blockers.
Tis' this season ended on a lesser note then I wanted,
but next year you will see that they're better than the Broncs.
I'll end this note with a good day to all.
Hope I don't take to many pain killers and trip and fall.

Bye all.

step on the gas.

That's right folks. You better step on the gas and try and catch this old fart. Now that I'm back to a normal life of therapy and retirement and have nothing to do but play butler for momma and the kids. I actually have time to sit down and right my story. And oh yeah, consistly have time to flirt and harass AJ . so bears went down like a bad apple falling off the tree.but spring is coming and so are the CUBS.that's all for now , but somebody give me a lead on some cracking jokes and I'll send them your way.