Old, Fat & Losing My Hair!
Here I sit in my puter chair,
wondering how long it will be before i lose my hair.
I often wonder when the days go bye,
if I'll have less hair above my scalp and more above my eyes.
It's getting grey, my kids are driving me nuts.
My wife does the same, just not as much.
It's time to go and sit in my rocker,
roll with the changes and hope the bears get some more blockers.
Tis' this season ended on a lesser note then I wanted,
but next year you will see that they're better than the Broncs.
I'll end this note with a good day to all.
Hope I don't take to many pain killers and trip and fall.
Bye all.
wondering how long it will be before i lose my hair.
I often wonder when the days go bye,
if I'll have less hair above my scalp and more above my eyes.
It's getting grey, my kids are driving me nuts.
My wife does the same, just not as much.
It's time to go and sit in my rocker,
roll with the changes and hope the bears get some more blockers.
Tis' this season ended on a lesser note then I wanted,
but next year you will see that they're better than the Broncs.
I'll end this note with a good day to all.
Hope I don't take to many pain killers and trip and fall.
Bye all.


8 Comments:
That's hilarious!
And really good, too!
Bears better than the Broncos? Man, you're delusional!
Let's talk about who gives who grey hairs! Love ya!!
now aj, you know we have already been over this and you lost.
now brandy, as my loving wife ,you should know who is winning the grey hair battle , cause' you told me women are right about everything.
What a comedian! Good Poetry... I say you have a writing career on your hands
lol, nice. Hair is over rated....or so my father says.
You are only as old as you act and in that case, I'm going to be young forever! I can't help it, I just have to much fun. Its just a matter of not dipping or dropping stuff that you like in the toilet...that causes stress which causes undue aging.
well Andi, i thank you for the poetry complement.it just seems more truck driving writing skills have improved so much over the years.and as for netter, if you didnt have your face so close to the toilet bowl , stuff wouldnt drop in there.why was your face so close to the toilet rim after all? You weren't trying to smooch the tidy bowl man were you?
Ewwww...no, I was picking up something I dropped. The Tidy Bowl Guy isn't my type anyway...I need a version of Mr Clean...but with some hair on his head.
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